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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.
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It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
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Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um - they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'
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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.
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Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, And I'm not getting laid. What am I doing wrong?
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It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.
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I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are
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We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.
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Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.
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I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
Bill Hicks