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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.
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All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'
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We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.
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I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!
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I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
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How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.
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I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine! Let's go over those numbers again, they're a little baffling at first: Iraq: 150,000, USA: 79. Does that mean we could have won with only 80 guys there? Just one guy in a ticker-tape parade, I did it! Hey!
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The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!
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It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.
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