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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It's a war against our civil rights, that's all it is. They're using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.
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Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS - but they remain strangely silent.
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You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
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We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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