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'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?
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I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.
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We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.
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We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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