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'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.
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Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Don't worry don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'
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Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.
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I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.
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People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It's a war against our civil rights, that's all it is. They're using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.
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Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, And I'm not getting laid. What am I doing wrong?
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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