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Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.
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Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
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I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
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To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!
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