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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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All governments are lying cocksuckers.
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I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.
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It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.
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This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.
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So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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