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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um - they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.
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I've said all that I've had to say.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.
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All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
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The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
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People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'
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I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
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