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That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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