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Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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