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Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down... on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?
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I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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All governments are lying cocksuckers.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!
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Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.
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Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, And I'm not getting laid. What am I doing wrong?
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It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
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Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.
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I am available for children's parties, by the way.
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