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I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.
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I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.
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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.
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You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
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The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
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