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I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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