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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Don't worry don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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