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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
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'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
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I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.
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I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.
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It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.
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We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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