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I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.
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We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
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A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.
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It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
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Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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All governments are lying cocksuckers.
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