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I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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