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I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'
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While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
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Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.
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All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.
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So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.
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Don't worry don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
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