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What does an atheist scream when they come?
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.
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It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
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What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.
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I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
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Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.
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It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
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How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.
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We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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All governments are lying cocksuckers.
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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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