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Don't worry don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.
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I've said all that I've had to say.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.
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I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
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