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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.
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I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are
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It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.
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People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'
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I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.
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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.
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We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.
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