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Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.
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It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.
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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'
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I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
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