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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.
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The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.
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I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.
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It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.
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We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
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I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
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When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'
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Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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