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Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
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The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.
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A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.
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Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.
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It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.
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Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.
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Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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