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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.
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While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.
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What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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