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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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