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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
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I've said all that I've had to say.
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Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um - they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?
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Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, And I'm not getting laid. What am I doing wrong?
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A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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I am available for children's parties, by the way.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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