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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.
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I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down... on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
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You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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