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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.
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I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'
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I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.
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It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
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Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.
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To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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