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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Don't worry don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
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I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS - but they remain strangely silent.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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