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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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William Melvin Hicks
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth. ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, Lung Cancer.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.
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I am available for children's parties, by the way.
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What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.
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