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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?
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Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.
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I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.
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Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.
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We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.
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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
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I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
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So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.
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It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.
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A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?
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I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.
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Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
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