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I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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