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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.
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Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.
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So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.
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I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.
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All governments are lying cocksuckers.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.
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I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.
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I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'
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We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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