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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.
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I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.
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And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
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I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.
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Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth. ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, Lung Cancer.
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What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'
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It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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