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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
Comedian
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William Melvin Hicks
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I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
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Don't worry don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.
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I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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