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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um - they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
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Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.
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Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'
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You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.
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I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.
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Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, And I'm not getting laid. What am I doing wrong?
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We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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