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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.
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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.
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Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth. ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, Lung Cancer.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!
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[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'
Bill Hicks
I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.
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I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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I'm tired of this back-slappin' isn't humanity neat bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
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