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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks
Age: 32 †
Born: 1961
Born: December 16
Died: 1994
Died: February 26
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William Melvin Hicks
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What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
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