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I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

Bill Hader

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Bill Hader
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 7
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Television Actor
Voice Actor
Tulsa
Oklahoma
William Thomas Hader Jr.
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I was into writing and directing. I was a bit of a reluctant actor. I would always ask friends to shoot or direct their movies, but then they'd want me to be in them.
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I would say the biggest difference is that you're just in a studio by yourself when you're making an animated movie. You don't have anybody to play off of.
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If you can't forgive yourself, you think you're never going to be able to forgive yourself.
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I move out here, and next thing I know I'm 25, and the only thing I've heard is, 'Can you get a coffee, can you hurry up with the thing, blah blah blah.' It was nice doing something and hearing someone go, 'Hey, you're good at this.'
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Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.
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My kids, they're always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.
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It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.
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The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.
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Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.
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My kids, they're always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something. I took them to Inside Out, and my voice comes in, and they were like, Ugh, Dad, what are you doing? Get out of there.
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I'm not a fan of the Eagles, but I've watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who's watched it with me has sung along to the songs, much to my dismay.
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