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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
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Parenting needs to come to the forefront.
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I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.
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You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.
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My grandfather said, When you become senile, you won't know it.
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There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. There still aren't enough people that say this should not be. We just let it go. We need to raise a loud voice about our fellow human beings.
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I wanted to give the house back to the parents.
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The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, Get these kids out of here I'm trying to watch TV. If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.
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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
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Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
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I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read.
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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.
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People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.
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Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.
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God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here and there are still great things that go on. There are great doctors who discover how to separate twins and how to put together a human being to walk again after it's said he won't. Those are all there as signs.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out to the children... This was the same man who, when I was his child, I would ask him for 50 cents, this man would tell me his life's story.
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Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
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In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor.
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Romance is a different word than sexual contact.
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