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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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Philadelphia
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
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When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.
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Romance is a different word than sexual contact.
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I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
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Any husband who says, My wife and I are completely equal partners, is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
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The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.
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Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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You can't be everything to everyone
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Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.
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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
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Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.
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Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
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When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
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Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
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YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
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