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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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Philadelphia
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
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Grandparents are God's gifts to children.
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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.
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I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are.
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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
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I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.
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You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!
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A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.
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The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.
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I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read.
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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
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People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.
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If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
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Let me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neutral mind.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.
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'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.
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There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.
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