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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
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My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
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These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.
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If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.
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In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
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Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.
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Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
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We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
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A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? and they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.
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If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
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Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.
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You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
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Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.
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A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.
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Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
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Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.
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