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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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Philadelphia
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
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There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.
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One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.
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On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.
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The measure ov overexposure is not how many times people see you on TV or in the bookstores. It's whether you can maintain the quality of your entertainment. If you can, people will always be glad to see you.
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My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!
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But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
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As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird.
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Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.
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Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
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If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'
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I wanted to give the house back to the parents.
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
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