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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
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People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.
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Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.
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The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, Get these kids out of here I'm trying to watch TV. If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.
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A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.
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A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.
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There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
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You can not make everybody happy.
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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.
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Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
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Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.
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'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.
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But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.
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Don't talk yourself into not being you.
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When we look at the settling of America we see a Bible in hand and God. Every Thanksgiving has God and the peacefulness of gratitude. It was important when the Twin Towers were hit and the sorrow with them that the first thing Congress did was sing God Bless America.
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Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.
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