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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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Philadelphia
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
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The measure ov overexposure is not how many times people see you on TV or in the bookstores. It's whether you can maintain the quality of your entertainment. If you can, people will always be glad to see you.
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Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
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Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
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You can not make everybody happy.
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Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
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In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
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College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.
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Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.
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A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.
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Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
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But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.
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Parenting needs to come to the forefront.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
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People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.
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Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.
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These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.
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