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I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!

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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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Dub Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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