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My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.
Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!
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If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.
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A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.
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I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
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I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
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I wanted to give the house back to the parents.
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I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.
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And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.
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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.
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We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
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What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.
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My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
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My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.
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I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities, about what's universal in their experiences.
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A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.
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