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My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.
Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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Film Director
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.
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I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!
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You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.
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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
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Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play.
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I said to a guy, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful, and he said, Because it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole?
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If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.
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I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.
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A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.
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The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
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You can not make everybody happy.
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One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.
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The heart of marriage is memories.
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Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
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YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
Bill Cosby
