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A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? and they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.

Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
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