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The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: Okay, rinse.

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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
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