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Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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Philadelphia
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
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My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out to the children... This was the same man who, when I was his child, I would ask him for 50 cents, this man would tell me his life's story.
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Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.
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People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.
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I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'
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Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts.
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Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.
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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
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After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was Don't.
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I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.
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