Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
Bill Cosby
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
Composer
Dub Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Manufacturer
Screenwriter
Singer
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
Animals
Animal
Kids
Home
Back
Come
More quotes by Bill Cosby
When we look at the settling of America we see a Bible in hand and God. Every Thanksgiving has God and the peacefulness of gratitude. It was important when the Twin Towers were hit and the sorrow with them that the first thing Congress did was sing God Bless America.
Bill Cosby
Don't talk yourself into not being you.
Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.
Bill Cosby
Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
Bill Cosby
The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: Okay, rinse.
Bill Cosby
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
Romance is a different word than sexual contact.
Bill Cosby
The essence of childhood, of course, is play.
Bill Cosby
And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.
Bill Cosby
As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird.
Bill Cosby
College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.
Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
Bill Cosby
I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.
Bill Cosby
In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor.
Bill Cosby
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
Bill Cosby
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
Bill Cosby
People say God will find a way. God can't find a way if you're in the way.
Bill Cosby
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.
Bill Cosby
Never say [to younger people] that was before your time, because the last full moon was before their time!
Bill Cosby