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I said to a guy, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful, and he said, Because it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole?

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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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Philadelphia
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
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William Henry Cosby Jr.
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